Love Eggs & Remote Bullets

Love eggs and remote bullets slip in discreetly and hand the controls to you — or your partner, from across the room.

Every egg and bullet below is rated by its Coyscore, our category-aware trust score built from thousands of real cross-web reviews — weighted for what matters here: a quiet motor, reliable remote range, and body-safe silicone. Prefer to steer from your phone instead of a keyfob? Compare the app-controlled vibrators. Everything ships in plain, discreet packaging, free on NZ orders over $150. Jump to the buying guide ›

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Love Eggs & Remote Bullets: your questions, answered

choosingHow do I choose a love egg or remote bullet?
Decide how you'll control it first — a physical remote is simple and reliable over a short range, while app control works over any distance but needs a phone and signal. Then weigh insertable size, a retrieval cord, quietness for public wear, and body-safe silicone. The Coyscore weights these from real reviews.
comparisonLove egg vs. bullet vs. vibrating panties — what's the difference?
A love egg is insertable and worn internally; a bullet is small and used externally on the clitoris; vibrating panties hold a bullet in place against you for hands-free wear. Many eggs and bullets are remote or app controlled, which is what makes them popular for partner and public play.
beginnersAre love eggs and bullets good for beginners?
Yes — they're one of the easiest ways to start. Bullets are small, external and unintimidating, while eggs are gently sized for first-time internal wear. Look for a retrieval cord for confidence, start on a low setting, and use a little water-based lube for anything insertable.
safetyAre they body-safe, and is the retrieval cord important?
Everything tagged Body-safe is non-porous, medical-grade silicone verified against the manufacturer sheet, and yes — a retrieval cord matters for any insertable egg so it's always easy to remove. Avoid porous jelly for internal use, and we flag any unverified material on the card rather than hiding it.
careHow do I clean and store a love egg or bullet?
Wash with warm water and toy cleaner before and after use, taking care around the cord join and any seams where fluid can gather. Air-dry fully and store separately from other silicone. Remove the batteries if it isn't rechargeable, and check the product page for its waterproof rating.
deliveryIs delivery discreet, and can I return it?
Always — every order ships in plain, unbranded packaging with a discreet billing descriptor, and NZ orders over $150 ship free. We don't offer change-of-mind returns or exchanges, whether or not it's been opened, but we'll always put a fault right.

Buying guide

How to choose a love egg or remote bullet

The right pick comes down to how you'll control it, how discreet it is, and whether it's comfortable to wear. Here's what the Coyscore weighs.

Coy buying-guide card — “Remote vs. app control”

1. Remote vs. app control

A physical remote is instant and reliable but only reaches a few metres — perfect for handing to a partner in the same room. App control works over any distance with a signal, so long-distance play becomes possible, but it depends on your phone and connection.

  • Remote = simple, short-range, no phone needed
  • App = unlimited range but needs signal on both ends
  • The Coyscore reflects how reliable each connection is in real reviews
Coy buying-guide card — “Quiet, discreet and wearable”

2. Quiet, discreet and wearable

If you're wearing it out, motor noise and fit are everything. Reviewers flag both constantly, so the Coyscore scores quietness directly. A snug, gently curved shape stays in place; a bulky one won't.

  • Use the Whisper-quiet filter for public-wear picks
  • Rechargeable motors usually run quieter than battery ones
  • A retrieval cord makes an insertable egg easy and confident to remove
The Coyscore ring at 90 out of 100 with sub-bars for quiet, range and body-safe

3. Body-safe material and easy cleaning

Only non-porous, medical-grade silicone is genuinely body-safe for something you wear internally; porous jelly can trap bacteria. Pair with a water-based lube, and clean carefully around the cord and seams every time.

  • We stock body-safe materials and flag anything unverified
  • Water-based lube is safest with silicone toys
  • Check the waterproof rating before rinsing under the tap

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Coyscores and quotes are aggregated from third-party reviews across the web, sourced and attributed, shown for comparison, not presented as Coy's own reviews. Updated monthly.